Vampire's lost mojo

Sitting here with my coffee , wondering about how modern mythical being get hammered on. Take the vampires , for like forty years they have been getting overly humanized ,from the count on Sesame Street to now the Twilight series. If I was a vampire I would be clammering for somekind of a Law of discrimination. To think vampires have souls, or think they can fall in love with their food source.Even yet a vegetarian. Oh would'nt civil right lawyers have a field day with this . In reality must be a loss in romance, so lets see novels and movies about the lack of romance from real people. I guess when you get hooked on fun you lose sight of having the side of romance that's a bit serious. So maybe the problem is in how many many look for the fun side of life and have trouble focusing on serious side of romance.Fantasy is just that fantasy , there is nothing wrong with it but lets stop taking mojo from the beings that are suppose makes us fear things, that can be fun also plus they can go back craving the blood.Besides vampires are night people , can't take em to the beach or have pool parties. Plus being a vegetarian makes it difficult menu . Maybe could come up with a vampire who craves the best cup of coffee , with the best chocalate.Wooing would be so much easier. Yes this is something silly . Let me take a minute and say this was just for fun, and just trying to look at things through the eyes of a vampire.