An angry chicken

An angry chicken

           Lester was doing his usual duties of being a rooster in the chicken pen when he realized the farmer was not paying any attention. He made his way over to the farmer who was paying no attention at all to Lester. The farmer had something in his hand while the other hand pecked at the object. Lester being curious for a rooster wanted to see so he even got closer the farmer though then realized what the rooster was doing and scared the rooster away. Lester got enough of a sight of what the farmer was doing and saw it said something angry and was throwing these things at buildings. Lester thought if the farmer really liked that why not gather the hens up and do this for the farmer. The farmer looked up from the object and saw that Lester was gathering the hens up. “Lester what are you up to?” the farmer asked. Lester held a wing up and gave a signal to wait. So the farmer went back to his game on his phone. Some rustling in the chicken pen got the farmer’s attention. Lester pointed at an old tube for a tire each end strapped to two fence posts. “What in the world is that rooster doing?” Exclaimed the farmer. At this point Lester had grabbed one of the hens and put in the center of the tube and began stretching. The farmer glanced where he was aiming at the house it was at his wife’s porcelain pig collection. Before the words of farmer could say “NO Lester” the hen was launched through the window. Farmer looked at his game and then listened to his wife go into hysterics of this. “Joe your damn game has become too much for me look at my pigs. “The farmer’s wife exclaims. “Joe I told you to pay more attention to me and the chickens now look at this mess.” Exclaimed farmer’s wife. In her angry voice. Farmer Joe replied by saying. “They were ugly pigs anyways.” So in this heated moment the famers wife grabbed the smart phone went into the chicken pen grabbed the tire and stretched it and launched the smart phone right into farmer’s Joe face. “Why did you do that?”Farmer Joe asked. “Since you pay no attention to me and I never see your face might as well make you ugly so the chickens have something else to aim at.“She tells him this as the chickens hold her score and cluck with laughter.  

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