The pea soldiers never had a chance ( A fork of a tale)

The pea soldiers never had a chance ( A fork of a tale)

  Like peas from a pod they all fell out of the pod and landed in the pan. In their plump uniforms of green their mission to with stand boiling water until they are soft. Then in this scenario they will be covered with butter and some cream seasoned lightly. The commander gave the call hold your position as they fell into the carrier. Some of them thought this is kind of classy for us. They sat and waited for the enemy to slowly come upon them. There were other companies there the potato unit they had it rough mashed altogether. The butter unit slippery devils those are and usually some fat on them also to easy of life for them. Then the meat unit usually they have it the roughest always getting burned or slow cooked they are the most resilient sometimes they are trained for hours. The bread always showing their nooks and crannies peas would guess the bread was happy about the new acceptance in the corp. soon the enemy appeared taking the beverage out first and then ripping apart the bread. There is already discussion about the pea’s words like they are horrible, taste funny. The pea commander whispered to the others “see soldiers he knows our tactics and don’t want any of our wrath. Then a substance was put on them commander yells “love the pepper in the morning” another one yelled “in coming.”Hold your position men. “Sir they got snow and the new kid Lima” “Dropped in the circle of death it seemed. No worries they were trained heavy for this.” “My god they using the new weaponry commander.” “”My word it looks like spears, they can’t hold it off they are gone sir.” “What the fork was that sir?” “I am not sure son but now we know we are all forked.”

     The pea squad fought hard some made it to the ground but was smashed by the enemies ground machines some were sent to what seemed to be the sea. The others put away in a detention container seemed too cold for any pea to survive. Some say the new weapon that really did them in was what was to be known as the fork. This weapon still sends peas to the grave and untimely deaths. Anyways though this a way to fork around and have some fun hopes you enjoyed this. “Last words of the commander was get the fork out of here.” Wink. wink.  

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