NO CASH ALLOWED (wE ARE SO SCREWED)

A new day a new fear. 'NO CASH ALLOWED" now I personally would of never thought this to be possible. Today I learned something, ignorance is bliss. A new pizza place has opened, so since I really enjoy pizza I decided I would give it a try. Until I was greeted by the words "If this is the first time here we don't accept cash for safety reasons and health reason only credit and debit. Now I may be an old grumpy one on this but it does say on my money "Legal tender" but since it is a free enterprise system wink, wink on this for this means the banks are the extra boss here for someone pays for the extra safety service. By the way I saw two health violations, and only stayed less than 5 minutes. So this is bull about health. The other thing is if you think just a little about this. They are trying to politely say you are unsanitary for carry dirty money. Yeah this is a vent and a warning. Cause the shadow seems to be the banks and not the government. I will give credit here (No pun) to convince some of us that currency is so unsanitary that plastic cards that get touched by greasy fingers and usually put near a mans butt cheek, super sanitary. Anyways this health issue must be dealt so message me for my address to send your filthy money to me. I will take the hit for society any denomination will be accepted I an really willing to take this high risk of this major health issue. To keep this positive I do hope they really do well in their fascist way of doing business. This is so the american spirit. Reminder if the money is a real health concern Please message me for my address and I will personally dispose of this menace to our society, I am willing to sacrifice my health for you all.

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